Open the door.
At the beginning of the school year I felt I could help with parking patrol at our local school. The parking lot was small and people triple-parked if unwatched. So I strapped on my neon vest and got to work. Sadly ambition and optimism faded quickly. Didn’t these people know I was helping them? You’d think I kicked each car as it passed by.
STOP! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! Ok, not really the law. Just some guy in a vest.